February 14, 2003
true romance
Yeah yeah... so it's February 14th. 
While I firmly hold the belief that Valentine's Day is merely a merchandising scam, I'm not going to bitch and moan about not having anyone to kiss and cuddle with today. 
However, this little sermon makes me want to celebrate old school:
Be Nobody's Valentine
(excerpt)
It should be without saying that the Christians should avoid Valentine’s Day like a plague. In God’s eyes, it is still “Lupercalia”, the “Day Of The Wolf.” Men become wolves, as they carry on the Satanic rituals of fornication, which means sexual intercourse without marriage. We have heard of the “wolf whistle”, and we all know that wolves do not whistle. It is lustful men and women, who carry on Satan’s blasphemy to this very day.
Ahhhh yeaaaahhhh.... Nothin' says lovin' like Ritual Fornication.
UPDATE
Awww... I must acknowledge the reciept of some lovely prezzies from two absolute sweethearts:
Cody - Thank you so much. You Are The Best. XXX
Andy - Oh fuck, just what I need - a dozen brownies. The monkey thanks you and loves you anyway.
