g l o s s o l a l i a : the gift of tongue

The following exchange is nowhere near as techno-witty and elaborate as Google's April Fools Joke but hey, I'm easily amused.

audiomortis: Here's my reality tv show idea
hyp3rbole: okay
audiomortis: you take an engaged couple
audiomortis: and you take the father of the bride to be
audiomortis: you hook his nuts up to a car battery
audiomortis: then you ask the groom to answer questions about their relationship
audiomortis: everytime the groom lies, the father in law gets shocked
audiomortis: then at the end of the show, you put them both in a cage, and the groom has to convince the father in law to let him mary his daughter
audiomortis: or just convince him not to beat the shit out of the groom
audiomortis: BEST SHOW EVER!
hyp3rbole: you RAWK
hyp3rbole: daaamn
audiomortis: my other game idea is a combo between a glory hole, and russian roulette
audiomortis: I call it "OH GOD! WHAT'S ON MY DICK!?"
audiomortis: it's like the price is right in that, if you guess right you get to keep it
hyp3rbole: your dick? or what's on it?
audiomortis: I've got another one called "guess the baldwin"
audiomortis: you just show somebody a picture, and they have to guess which baldwin brother it is
hyp3rbole: i want to post this chat on my blog
hyp3rbole: share your genious with the world!
audiomortis: eh, whatever
audiomortis: I'll prolly forget it in a couple days anyway