June 28, 2004
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hopey sez so 11:27 AM
February 18, 2004
How old are we again?

Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:02:37 -0500
From: Carlito
Subject: FW: Increase your Wood
To: Hopey

I like the subject line

C


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Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 12:57 PM
To: carlito
Subject: Increase your Wood


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hopey sez so 01:11 PM
April 26, 2003
given enough rope

It's been a bad week for me.

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March 16, 2003
out of the blue

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March 06, 2003
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From: "C P"
To: "lovedoll"
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 16:59:11 -0500
Subject: marketing ideas

Doll

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From: "C P"
To: "lovedoll"
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 16:59:11 -0500
Subject: marketing ideas

Doll

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words like "massive teenage nyphomanic freaks eating polish sausage" and
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ohh and always always always ask for a credit card number. They all must
pay.

Business Ideas From Your Attorney At Large

CP

and so with that in mind --->

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February 18, 2003
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February 05, 2003
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AND

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January 30, 2003
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December 08, 2002
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Miz SockMonkey sez so 08:53 PM